November 2011
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wackzittman:
Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days.
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October 2011
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How To Fall Asleep
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A Poem for Emily
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Miller Williams
Small fact and fingers and farthest one from me, a hand’s width and two generations away, in this still present I am fifty-three. You are not yet a full day.
When I am sixty-three, when you are ten, and you are neither closer nor as far, your arms will fill with what you know by then, the arithmetic and love we do and are.
When I by blood and luck am...
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excerpts from David Spade's IMDB trivia
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Was attacked with a stun gun by his personal assistant, David “Skippy” Malloy, and was then robbed.
Charged by police in his home state of Arizona with reckless jet-skiing.
Has a tattoo of cartoon character Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes, on his left biceps. Sean Penn gave him the tattoo.
Was one of the guests at Lindsay Lohan’s 19th birthday party.
He was so smart in 3rd grade...
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Tegan needs to be independently wealthy so she doesn’t have to work and can stay home all day (in the future i.e. Australia) and keep me entertained while I deal with insomnia.
Also, so she can buy more dresses and professionally stalk metal bands*.
* She taught me the difference between glam metal and thrash metal. I’m sure more sub-genres are to follow. She’s awesome.
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